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A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)
Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was
ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....
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Talking to someone for an extended period of time, usually ending after you walk out, mostly after you've accomplished your tasks.
"Bro, you see that chick over there?"
"Yeah.."
"Ima slide"
"She's real clingy, you might just wanna loot n' scoot"
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A consistency of fecal matter somewhere between diarrhea and fully formed logs.
Dude, I ate $20 worth of Taco Bell... I totally feel some Cuts N' Gravy coming on.
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the most overrated rock band EVER.
They took a drug addict lead singer and sung about love and won over the heart of millions of retards. A true rock band? i think NOT
shit... along with Nirvana
Guns N Roses arent fit to lick ass!
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A delectably round, jiggly bottom that you just want to slap
Hey woman, you got a real nice slap-'n'-jiggle!
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The idea of a recline 'n jerk is the act of leaning back in a chair, or , said recliner, placing one hand behind the head in a relaxed fashion, then ejaculating, whilst in the comfort in the reclined position.
-i was in the back of the classroom, really bored, leaned back in my chair then recline 'n jerked.
- sitting at home, in my lazy boy recliner, relaxed, recline 'n jerked.
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When someone immediately Googles something upon hearing about it or seeing it whether on TV, the radio, from someone else, the interweb, etc...
Chet: "I wonder if there's a record for the world's largest Jello cube?"
Kilron: "I'll check it out for Shits 'n' Googles!
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