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The best damn pie ever invented. Butter chicken and vegetables inside pastry.
Friend 1: Have you tasted a butter chicken pie
Friend 2: No
Friend 1: YOU HAVE NOT LIVEDDDD.
The Nashville Nutter Butter is the action of ejaculating on your partners back in order to create a buttery surface. You then will dump a bucket of popcorn on the lubricated surface to create buttery popcorn. You then finish the act by watching a movie with them while eating the popcorn.
I wanted to try the Nashville Nutter Butter with my girlfriend, but she wasn’t up for it.
A croiscant roll with ooey gooey peanut butter inside. Cooked to deliciousness.
Hey buddy have you tried my famous peanut butter rolls? They're famous.
When a women is funny to look at but easy to spread.
Damn bro, Jennifer look weird, she'll let anyone in her pants. She's such a Peanut butter Clown.
When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.
"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"
It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.
When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.
Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.