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A more friendly way of saying asshole
Ass=poop, hole=chute
What a poop chute.
Poop chute!
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It's when you put poop IN your butt
Tom: "Hey where'd all my shit go?"
Larry: "Meryl was bizarro pooping again!"
Tom: "Merrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyl!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I liked the poop so much, I bizarro pooped right back up dere!"
The toilet wouldn't flush after I pooped, so I had to bizarro poop it, so no one would know about my horrible problem!
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When two people who love each other find themselves pooping excessively around the same time.
They were so in love they had love poops.
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A condition that can develop when someone is either born without an anus, or has their anus removed, necessitating the retouting of their bowels to their legs, which slowly fill with the accumulating poop. When one leg is full, the second begins the process of accumulation. This results in massive, lumpy, fold-ridden legs.
Since Wanda lost her anus, she has had to re-learn how to walk with her massive poop legs.
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a poop that is taken after eating an ethnic food. Italian food makes a hearty poop, Chinese food makes a poop liquid-ish and somehow makes people hungry for it after describing these variations of pooping
M: Where were you?
E: I was in the living room
M: Liar!! you were avoiding me
E: Fine I was taking a poop. I had Chinese food last night to give you a better visual.
M: LOL. Is it wrong to say that Chinese sounds good right now?
E: Eww you sick bastard. I am talking about my ethnic poop and it get's you hungry.
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Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.
May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.
Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!
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