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One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.
Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.
A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
Yeah, Kristen Stewart and thrust whatever kind of sexuality on me she wants... Was that grammatically correct? She can thrust upon me whatever sexuality she... Chooses? I don't know- It's- She- Just- She can do whatever.
Hym "I don't even know who that's for... She's dressed like a man... But it's for lesbians... But lesbians aren't attracted to men... I don't get it. I mean, I don't know who's going to be into that... Except for me (obviously)... But she can thrust sexuality on, around... Not in though, but like, on and around me whenever she wants."
When you like Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼, 안 돼?
I like Ooh, la-la, 왜왜, 안 돼, 안 돼?sexual
A person who is only attracted by TVD cast. Especially Stefan Salvatore
Boy:I like you..
Girl:I’m a vampire diaries sexual
A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore
Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual
A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.
"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."