2 Shot Fake Out

When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!

"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"

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honey boo boo shot

In honor of TLC's Honey Boo Boo child, a Toddlers and Tiaras reality TV star, a shot consisting of her drink of choice - 'go-go juice' (Red Bull and Mountain Dew) plus vodka or the other liquor of your choice. Go-go juice for adults.

We took a honey boo boo shot every time we saw Honey Boo Boo child drink her go-go juice.

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Shots 'Til You're Sorry

Shots 'Til You're Sorry (or STYS) is a commonly used phrase or chant best employed when someone in your fantasy football league fcks something up. The offender has to take a shot of liquor and must apologize to the rest of the league. If the apology isn't heartfelt or legit he or she must take another shot until they are truly sorry. Whether it's going over budget while trying to draft a player in your auction or its spreading league gossip to non-league hos, the only suitable punishment is Shots 'Til You're Sorry.

Gal Pal Daniel, did you really tell Jessica and Karoline about all drgs we did and money we spent in Reno this weekend?? Shots 'Til You're Sorry btch!!!!

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i hear gun shots

If you hear gun shots you most likely live in Chicago

Lets just hope you dont live in Chicago if your looking to not hear gun shots.

i hear gun shots must be another shooting

The damn fool that shot him

Aaron Burr.

Muligan and Lafayette: We? Fought with him
John Laurnes: Me? I died for him.
George Washington: Me? I trusted him.
Angelica Schuyler, Eliza Hamilton, and Maria Reynolds: Me? I loved him.
Aaron Burrow: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.

Game Winning Shot

Hitting the game winning shot is like the feeling you get when you bust a nut inside a beautiful female.

Man it felt good hitting the game winning shot! It feels as good as busting one in a female.

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Paint Shot Pro

Meaning to Ejackulate, to nut(sperm) in some ones face

Ay Yo, I'm goin to paint shot pro this gurl.. Gurl U think its time, <gurl> Jus paint shot pro on me

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