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A special form of std that u can only receive from buying one in between the age of 18 and 21 alcohol for them to in return give sex
If u get me that greygoose I will so get u the bonbon special
its that special dinner in the back of the restaurant
you get a full course dim yum sum meal with a happy ending
the waitress took me into the back for Mrs Wongs Hong kong special
When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
Come on baby lets go do "The Attie Special" with Katsumi
When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
Cmon baby lets go do " The Attie Special" with Katsumi
This act can ONLY be done with Bush's Original Boston Baked Beans. Open the can of Beans and gently pour them into a woman's vagina (be sure to scrape every last bean in) afterwards take a couple strips of bacon(I would suggest maple smoked) and insert them in as well. Afterwards you are going to fuck her fast and hard so that the friction cooks the bacon and warms up the beans, you will know when you are done because you will here the sizzle of the bacon. Afterwards pull out and let her clean your penis of the tasty leftovers and then grab a spoon and dig in!
Everybody at the family barbecue enjoyed The Boston Special.
When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”