The Loud House

The GOOD show aired by Nickelodeon (definitely NOT PAW Patrol) that is about living in a big family.

My brother hates The Loud House, but I like it.

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in-house monster

when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.

fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.

sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!

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Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.

Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"

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Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

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Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

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Join our houses

Medieval gay butt sex (ganal)

Robert Baretheon leans into Ned Starks ear and whispers "We need to join our houses" Ned replies to Robert saying "thoust last pounding has made me bum sore to this day"

House on lyell challenge

Blowing up someone's/your own house.

Yooooy evan wana do the House on lyell challenge? Yeah sure man.