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Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.
Dick welding:
Guy 1: you know Julie?
Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?
Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!
Girl 1: You know lucas?
Girl 2: Yeah!
Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!
Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth
I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked
A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.
On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.
Completely sucking, losing, failing, or otherwise getting owned at a task.
I played my buddy in Madden yesterday and got my dick pushed in, he beat me 17 times in a row with the Bills.
After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok
Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.
I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.