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Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.
“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”
An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who acts self riotous, but one that also smells like fecal matter or is dirtier than normal.
That guy is a real turd bitch. He never picks up after himself, talks way too much, and thinks he knows everything.
When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you
Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor
A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
Flick-A-Turd is a children’s game that involves flicking ones shoe from ones foot towards a target whilst on a swing. The game involves two players, the closest to the target wins.
History:
The game was invented circa 1994 by innovators James Kenny and Thomas Holman in the play area between Wimborne Drive and Blandford Gardens in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.
Rules:
The games rules are relatively simple- the players shoe must be flicked from the foot towards the target and the closest shoe to the target after all players have taken their turns is the winner. The shoe must be flicked while riding a swing. If a players shoe comes into contact with the target, that player is disqualified.
An unofficial rule of the game is to not wear new trainers while playing Flick-A-Turd else you’re mum will go mental.
Incidents:
Few incidents have been recorded but on one occasion police have been involved when a shoe was flicked beyond the boundaries of a privately owned property, resulting in a trespass when the player went to collect their shoe.
“Fancy a game of Flick-A-Turd?”
“Yeah but if it goes over the fence you’ve got to climb over and get it back.”