Blandford

cunt.

Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!

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blandford

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.

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