A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg
Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"
Dragon legs are when a male goes pee and two streams of pee come out.
Yo, I just had a dragon legs in the batheroom!
And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.
Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.
When a junkie/ gear head has to resort to shooting up in there leg because all the veins in there arm have collapsed. Usually very unsightly and covers in scabs and weeping puss ulcers.
“Omg gross check dans smack leg, it fucking stinks”
a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.
“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”
A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.
Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine
A pooper who yells allah akbar before nutting in your mom
We need to help my friend before he becomes a stanky leg poop daddy