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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
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Ismael Cruz Cordova’s most inspirational quote. Apparently his mum called him.
John Cena: Your time is not up. Your time is now.
Ismael: I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa
Bouwt de moleculeeehhh
Friend: Hey fag
Me: Hit your brain
Friend: no u
Me: Bob de bouwer bouwt de moleculeeehhh
Casual Expression used for any circumstance involving inimaginable pleasure and happiness. Based on the legend of the Texas God of Sex, Enrico Gasparelli, this expression is meant to be used when horny and dreamy.
“Oh my God I’m so horny, I wish I could get some Sexo de Enrico”
a term used in a brass band to indicate a lack of articulation
miss bird - “it need to be less flu-de-flu guys”
de vries is a Dutch term to describe a variety of mood disorders. Including but not limited to rage disorders, depression, self-deprecation, self mutilation, general scumbaggery, being a complete Dick.
Typically treatment is a combination of psychotropic medications, psychotherapy and a through beating of the ass.
Why did you hit him upside the head with an aluminum baseball bat?
I think he's off his meds. He went full de vries on me.
De Wild is a German, French name and it mean very loyal. They never (usually) lie they are very calm but if you make them mad you will have a problem getting their trust back....
Mom. Hey where are you going
Girl1. Um nowhere that matters to you
De Wild person. Oh I'm going to a friends house I'll be back by seven!