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One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

by Clive Moonfruit February 26, 2014


Holy Hand Grenade

1) Monty Python: A hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. Instructions: Pull pin, count to three, throw.

2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.

1)And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...

2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha

by Lyrax February 26, 2005

240๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick in my hand

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.

Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"

by Holden5986 June 17, 2012

106๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

116๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


hand me downs

"Hand me downs" are items, usually clothing, that's passed down from one person to another. It's especially common growing up in a poor/lower middle class family, where your older brother/sister gave you their clothes when they grew out of them.

My mom said I would grow out of this shirt size in a year, so she gave me my brother's hand me downs.

by letshaveapizzaparty February 13, 2015

56๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Look ma, no hands!

A legendary meme, one of the few speculated to have been directly graced by the hands of creation itself. Many will attempt to use this phrase primarily in reference to the Biking maneuver, in which an individual will remove both of their hands from the handle bars and proceed to (impressively) pilot their vehicle. Like most memes, the true power of this phrase lies in the awareness/intellect of the person observing it - and the intent of the user. To truly begin to understand such a powerful, seemingly subjective string of words, one must understand the implications of the phrase.

... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?

"Look ma, no hands!" - Every kid ages 4-11 years old who just learned about stabilization on a bicycle

"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars

"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump

"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers

"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.

Yep.

A frickin' jet.

... Wanna see some tricks?

by WheelieRetarded August 18, 2019

44๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Second-Hand Pipe

The act of kissing a girl after she has recently given someone oral sex. most common at highschool parties.

"You hear about that party this weekend? My boy D Money kissed some chick 45 minutes after she gave Jamal head. It was a tragic case of Second-Hand Pipe"

by xRbN09xd2009 August 12, 2009

80๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž