Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

Leonard the tiny horse

The sigma horse of Starscourge Radahn, General of Redmane Castle, who fights in a festival for an honourable death. Leonard is 2'6'' but supports Radahn, 11' tall, and becomes a meteorite with him. He is god.

I love Leonard the tiny horse.
YES

Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.

Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.

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Horse thing thing man

A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.

My friend whet to see the horse thing thing man

Race horse

A slender spliff perfect for inconspicuous consumption. Over before anyone even notices.

Dude, you ready? Let’s step out the back the for a race horse?

When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.

Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!