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US athlete. His day consists of eating 10000 calories and swimming
Michael Phelps is a terminator sent back in time to destroy china
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To dominate effortlessly.
Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.
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Best person in the world and a loving friend!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow I love Dillon Michael Boyle
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July 16 is the national day celebrating the being known as Michael ORCHERDS, who is a pianist who saved Paul McCartney's life in India, stopping him from being run over. He is often celebrated within The Beatles discord server for his music and bravery :3
"Did you hear about Michael ORCHERDS Day? everyone is the server is celebrating it!!"
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A child that is obsessed with WW2.
Ew, cillian michael murphy. Must be H*tler's son.
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Dr. Pepper and whiskey on the rocks. Named in honor of the illustrious J. Michael Hill, always near to every Pepper’s heart.
Bartender! Dirty Michael Hill, stat. HEAVY on the ice. I don’t want to have to berate you in front of my kids!
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Smiling while trying not to smile, then doing it anyways, but not really.
Guy 1- Did you see that guy do the Michael Half-Smile?
Guy 2- yeah man. He looked really confused.
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