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I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!
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its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!
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A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.
I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...
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During the process of a gangbang while the gangbangers (the pockets) wait their turn, they place their erect penis's in each others anus's in a human centipede like chain. these participants do not engage in sexual movements, but rather simply sheath their cocks into each for warmth while awaiting their turn.
Brad: Hey bro, how was your night?
Chad: It was awesome bro I went to this gangbang in the woods, it got a little chilly so we pulled the Hot Pocket Nut Bucket.
Brad: That sounds awesome bro!
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Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.
I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.
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When you open the flaps of a vagina and the insert a warm sex toy.
With this new dildo Chloe and i could Alabama hot pocket!
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To be stupid or dumb
"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"
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