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Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.

Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies

by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 14, 2019


Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist

If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell them “your mother sews socks in hell!”

by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023


premarital mother

A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017


goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal

man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!

by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022

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Mother sitting

Similar to baby sitting, but looking after a sibling, relation or significant other due to their in capabilities.

I can’t come out as I’m mother sitting, I’ll need to get a pass to come out

by Slimey mike June 12, 2022


Mother And Fathers Infection Around

What the mafia actually stands for.

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025


mother lake

trish stratus' swimming pool

Regina: "Trish really dove into mother lake head first in 2000 and stays inspiring the current girlies."
Michelle: I know right?!?

by keephoesontheytoes July 25, 2022