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The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.
The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!
When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.
If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!
Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
The Theory of playing a slot machine
Cashing out on it, only to put the voucher back into the machine with the plan to fool the machine in thinking its a new player and will reward new player. So you do this constantly in and out and back In every few hands.
With my fly fly-fishing techniques, the Buffalo slot thought I was a new player n right away boom! Jackpot!
Keeping them interested, but never even considering anymore. An unwanted back stop.
“Flicking the lure on to the surface of the water, but pulling it away before the trout can get it.”
e.g. Not taking calls or returning messages; not returning texts; but still seeming ultra friendly.
Fly fishing :Not taking calls or returning messages; not returning texts; but still seeming ultra friendly.
The art of sending a message or request to someone and then removing it straight after they have seen it to get a response.
Similar to fish fishing.
I watched my friend message an attractive women on social media then, removed the messaged immediately after it was read.
I asked why did you do that?
He responded that he was fly fishing.
An alternative term for head-butt
"If you carry on with that attitude, you'll be recieving a flying eyebrow!"