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Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.
"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
Paul is a guy who thinks he is cool af but actually he is a SCHLAMPE schlampe
The best strongest, fastest, most smart person in the world. He is the sexiest man on earth and will go far anywhere he goes
You are a Paul
A Paul is an absolute mong. He is the biggest mong out of the entire group of friends. He is constantly called a 'mong' and 'smooth brain' by his peers. A Paul is usually into music and obsesses about guns and won't shut up about them until you tell him that you didn't ask. He loves video games such as Rainbow Six Siege (even though he's complete rubbish at it). Apart from the fact that he has a smooth brain, is a mong and looks like an alien, he is still one of the mates and is well respected by his peers for his friendliness and camaraderie.
Person 1: "Omg, he won't shut up about his favourite operators in Rainbow Six Siege"
Person 2: "I know right, he is such a Paul"
He is this kind of guy who cares a lot about his family and friends. He is always there. always. And even when he is stressed out or rlly has no damn time he'll still care about you and do shit for you. He is the most amazing man who is literally able to craft a whole world for you out of a simple peace of wood. He always makes people laugh and cheers them up with literally the simplest things. Moreover he is special in every kind of way possible. He has beautieful long blond hair and extremely dark eyes mixed with a beautieful smile and an overall handsomeness.
I love you -A
To Paul smb means to block a person on social media for a stupid reason
If you keep saying that imma Paul you!
Man, you got Paul’ed!
Just having that name is an honor to be honest. Having That name probably means you are a fuckin beast and live at Athens usually called "o mpampa sou".
Anna: einai autos o paulos??!??
Akhs:nai mou gamaei thn aleksia kathe Mera Kai ama den stamathsw na lew Wei Tha mou xwsei mpounia kamia mera