college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.

I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.

college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job

For my college major I am gonna choose medicine

Rice college

A hellhole in westport.

Rice college is a place where dreams go to die.

rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

college algebra

the second hardest class you will ever take in a 2 year university (#1 is comp iv

college algebra examples: “solve 4x2 + 4x -8”

college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.

I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.

College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”