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The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".
"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"
1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation
2. A tactic used for catching trout
1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.
2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.
''Dick in the arse''is a term used by a group of people in the Donaghmede/Bayside area of Dublin. To describe anything from falling over,stubbing your toe to a person not being a decent person. Or in may cases used just to describe the weather.
Origins of way the term is used is unknown
that chap just skipped the Q ''dick in the arse''
you walk out your front door its raining out ''dick in the arse
Anytime one's clothing (shorts, pants, etc.) molds the penis, leaving it visible.
This most commonly occurs when one gets out of a pool or ocean and the bathing suit sticks to and molds the penis, resulting in Dick Mold.
When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt
I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies
that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy
where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..
1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.
1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.