To have everything that you wish for in Popularity
Tom- You have a Girlfriend, a Car, a huge group of friends, Man you have the Bro Life Jim
Jim- Thanks Bro!
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(n.) The theoretical erection (boner) "Bros" get for each other when one does something "bro" that makes people suspect bros struggle with suppressed homosexuality.
1. Yo bro, I'm totally digging the way you wear that collared shirt. You're giving me such a bro-ner.
2. The smell of phoenix scented axe always gives me a raging bro-ner.
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When you and a friend have a threesome. its a splash bro because a splash bro drain 3โs like its nothing
bro my girlfriend and her friend turned me into a splash bro
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A Harley enthusiast that enjoys the larger bagger motorcycles. Typically a white male within a midlife crisis. Purchases anything with a Harley Davidson logo on it. Never wears a helmet and thinks all other bikes are inferior. Commonly heard blasting Five Finger Death Punch as loud as his bike will play it.
Yeah I ride a Harley, but I'm not one of those Bagger Bros.
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A recent generation of 20-40 year old white males that believe in caveman ideology cro-magnon. They espouse things that they attribute to being "manly" and denounce all other beliefs as weak or un-American. Many believe in conspiracy theories Holocaust/Sandy Hook deniers and outdated beliefs disproved by science flat Earthers.
Matt Gaetz wants to force people to stand for the anthem or face fines? He's such a bro-magnon.
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When a bro introduces you to some chick he likes and you attempt to steal the chick before anything can happen.
Bro 1: Hey this is my friend!
Bro 2: Hey girl you wanna get some lunch?
Bro 1: Dude quit with the Bro Tread!
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