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A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.
Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.
When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.
Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!
He his very weird and will make you gag he cannot play games and acts like a girl
Guy1.Who is that he is terrible on battlefield someone kick him!!
Guy2.it is swig monster I need to ban him he is so bad at this he is making us loose!!
CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
White Monster is used by white men to vrilmaxx to the absolute maximum, and it alters their brain to the mission of annihilating {{them}}.
Eichmann: Oh ja Adolf zhis drink ist sehr gut!
Adolf: Ja, zhe amerikans call zhis "White Monster", zhough.
The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
a hentai monster is a guy with the name Casper Bugge
he has a tiny winer but a huge fucking erekjon every time he fapps.
and he wil only fuck or rape a gay man named Fillip .
dud wtf ur suck a hentai monster
ah man u can you pleas stop hentai monster me.