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When a girls on her period and her boobs get really tender even the wind blowing against them hurt.
Damn my boobs are tender.. Hate being on my period and having tender tits.
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Show biz slang for hyper positive attitude. From the legendary rallying cry of the lead chorine for Broadway shows, just before they go on stage -- "Tits up, girls!" Usually an adjective -- a tits up attitude, taking the tits up approach, they want someone who's totally tits up for the job.
Everything is going to shit but my boss is so tits up I may have to kill him.
They want to see a lot of tits up attitude this quarter, when the new product rolls out.
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When you get naked and rub you're tits while doing a backflip on a tampoline with whip creme in ur ass.
You: I'm about to do a tit flip.
Me: Whats that?
You: A flip with my tits hanging out! WAHOOO!
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(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
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When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.
Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"
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Tits that have big giant pepperoni nipples
guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"
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