on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.

A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."

peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW

person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree

treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources

We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then

treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.

The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...

Kayleigh Tree

Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.

Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.

tree cage

The place where we could be vibin but you playing

Viber 1: yo do let’s hit up the tree cage

Viber 2: no man I’m playing

look there's a tree

a command to mow the lawn ghetto mexican style

look there's a tree sexy gorge