e-tale

When someone sends you an email or tells you on IM a really long, boring story that you find not interesting the slightest bit yet they think it is totally awesome

Jack: Did you hear Aaron's "totally wicked" story about him in Hawaii?

Shaun: Yeah he sent me an e-tale yesterday

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E-Ball

When a group of peers all consume Ecstasy, and roll in around in a pile, fondling/fucking each other.

Bro #1: Yo dude that party was great until the end, everyone started to have an E-Ball.
Bro #2: E-Ball? Ew
Bro #1: Yeah you could smell the sex from a mile away...

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Bigg E

An abbreviation for a big man whose name begins with the letter "E". As in Eric or Eddie. Probably the coolest person you know.

Bigg E is the frickin' man!

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f/e

fresh ex; the one a person last dated

I dated him awhile back, and hes still me f/e

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E-press

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.

Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"

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E-Don

A new type of internet communication, coming soon!

A: "Hey wanna use E-Don?"
B: "E-Don?"
A: "E-DON THIS PUSSY DIWHRBGJCOA

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E Bar

Term used to describe an "emergency" dosage of of Alprazolam commonly known as Xanax, which generally comes in a bar-shaped pill, to combat acute symptoms of anxiety and depression. Situational examples include uncomfortable LSD trips, cocaine "comedowns", and personal tragedies.

Myles: Man, I snorted an 8-Ball before my bar mitzvah to make it interesting, but now I feel completely exhausted and depressed from the comedown.

Vaughn: Dude, just take an E Bar.

Myles: Fuck why didn't I think of that.

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