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A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.
LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"
An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most
usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob
it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste
ohh dear i would love a latte jacob
A 13 year old content creator on social medias like TikTok and YouTube, he has gained a following of over 210k+ on tiktok and has recently started posting on YouTube.
Mike: hey Joseph, have you seen the new Abel Jacob video?
Joseph: No
A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.
A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.
If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.
if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to
if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again
a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance
a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return
a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking
if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message
a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be
oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting
Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.
Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”