dime a dance buck a beer whore

A woman of questionable moral standard.

"Hmmmm, there's a typical dime a dance buck a beer whore."

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liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

Quote from a King somewhere

Stop drinking that beer you queer. Liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

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one beer short of a six pack

Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.

You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

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dad's old fashioned root beer

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added

guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

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to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

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Pina Colada Beer Bong

To be sucking a mans junk, and getting frosting in yo mouth, suckaa.

ME AND MY GIRL DID A PINA COLADA BEER BONG JUST NOW

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