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1/3 rule

The rule of thumb for sexual intercourse , esp. in male homosexual activity , in regards to the size of the giving participants penis.
Whenever the penis is larger then 6 inches, then the receiving participants only agree to receive 1/3 of the phallus of the giving participant.

This rule dose not always apply , as some male homosexual intercourse goes by the 'breath through the pain' rule, and clarification is expected to be communicated prior to the encounter over the interwebz or in eye contact in the nanoseconds before the door closes and penetration occurs .

Kevin Smith was interviewing Malcrom Ingram, as Malcom admitted his dismay upon the idea of accepting a full nine inches of raging man meat. Kevin reminisces of his mothers 'frugality' , gets lost in a haze of 'foggy' memory, then returns to introduce to the SModcast community and the entirety of the internet the 1/3 rule.
Kev, this is for you good sir.

tarinbutler3002@yahoo.com

by eat cock-Oh we totally DO October 15, 2010

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The Rule of Urban Dictionary

Every definition in Urban Dictionary always gets at least one thumbs down, in fact someone well thumbs down this definition

Person 1...Don't Bring Me the Horizon said every definition gets a thumbs down, so I gave him a thumbs down
Person 2...Thats the Rule of Urban Dictionary

by Don't Bring Me the Horizon June 6, 2011

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Rule against perpetuities

A legal term used when a lawyer doesn't know what the hell they are talking about or has a complete lack of knowledge on an area of law.
Also a term used when a lawyer cannot be sued for malpractice

Lawyer Lexi: Hey can you help me with my 10(b)(5) pleading?
Lawyer Larry: Uh no that's totally rule against perpetuities to me

Lawyer Lenny: Hey I heard you screwed up and are now being sued for malpractice
Lawyer Leslie: No I only screwed up the rule against perpetuities so they can't sue me

by LawraLaw April 29, 2010

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three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.

Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004

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3 month rule

when something must be forgotten after a certain time. used in wrestling, does not need to be 3 months

"doesn't kane wanna kill undertaker?"

"3 month rule..."

"is that why he is giving him a hug?"...

by Hardcore_Sniper April 22, 2007

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Rule 43

This rule only works if it meets these requirements:
1) Has been on youtube for more than 6 months.
2) Has only had less than 5 episodes.
3) Has a rating less than or equal to 3 stars.
4) and Finally has other people that wants to make that abridged series.

If these requirements are met, a person is able to make a abridged series that other have already taken.

Krow: Jake, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I already made Bleach the Abridged Series and you made 1 also.
Jake: Rule 43 Bitch.

by Azumango Daioh September 15, 2008

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rule of 4 and 9

The rule of 4 and 9 is a general unspoken rule in the United States between drivers and cops. The basics is you don't get in trouble for going 4 or less over the speed limit and usually a warning if going 9 or less. 10 miles invokes fines if caught.

the exception is at the beginning or end of a month when the cops are trying to fill their ticket books

someone else come up with a good example for the rule of 4 and 9

by ohio drivers suck May 19, 2008

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