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a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.
Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!
When you have a fat line of coke and instantly need to shit
I was having rails with the boys instant oke turd
Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.
It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.
When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
an asshole
English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
noun
\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\
1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
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C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?
J: Yea man what a turd-circus.
A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*