Parktarded

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

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Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

Aries

She’s is a smart, beautiful, active hoe. She enjoys getting dudes numbers. She’s so curvy that guys think she’s Kim Kardashian from behind.

Ex.

1:Dude have you heard Aries is single?
2:For real? I wonder if she’ll tap me

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