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When you slide your finger slowly down a persons ass crack.
Ava was crevice riding Sam last night a got a little shit under her finger nail.
It means sex.
It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).
If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.
New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
Lora: Wow how’s Jack
Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?
Lora: Yeah?
Rose: lol.
Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.
It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.
Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites
Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.
You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.
Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.
When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.
Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.
When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere
Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"
When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.
He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!