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SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.
He looks like a human fire hydrant!
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The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.
I tried to pull off The Chinese Fire Drill last night, but those Asian women are too damn quick!
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While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.
I had to shower after a drunk vagabond gave me a Greek Fire Hydrant.
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the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.
"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"
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There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.
Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.
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Someone may use this emoji to indicate that they are gay (used in text)
“Recently ive been thinking that im a little fire emoji (🔥) if u know what i mean"
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The Fire and Ice is best performed after a month of not shaving your pubic hair. It is performed during sexual intercourse when you fill you condom with crushed ice, put it on then light your's and her/his pubic hair on fire. But you must finish before all of the pubes burn off, or else your experience will not be as pleasurable.
Rick burnt his girlfriends house down during an utmost orgasmic Trojan fire and ice last week.
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