1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.
2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.
Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.
Ken: So what do you think about that?
Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.
Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
When a girl takes a shot of tabasco sauce and then gives a blowjob.
Last night was crazy, I met this intellectually superior brunette chick and she gave me the spiciest hot lip houlihan I've ever had.
The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong
Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip
Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip
Oi you have mat lip.
Someone who talk about shit or just talks rudely.
Erica: yo why does your hair look so nasty today.
Jessica: shut up shit lips
something you call someone when they are being annoying
something heather calls harold in season 2/total drama action
harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
Another word for a kiss
Girl: “I want a lip succ”
Boy: “I gotchu bub”