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To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.
Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.
Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.
If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.
When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.
Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.
When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.
Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?
Mexican basket ride?
When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere
Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"
A term to describe a woman during her period.
"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"