japanese fire dragon

This refers to the sexual act of firstly poking the eyes of your woman so she becomes Japanese briefly and then ejaculating in her mouth forcefully. Then, to create the fire dragon effect thwak her back so that the ejaculate is released from her mouth and nose.

Last night i gave my wife the Japanese fire dragon, she loved it.

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Burning ring of fire

When someone has diarrhea and then gets a rim job

girl/guy #1 "Damn that was a nasty shit" girl/guy#2 "let me give u a burning ring of fire"

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Human Fire Hydrant

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.

He looks like a human fire hydrant!

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The Chinese Fire Drill

The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.

I tried to pull off The Chinese Fire Drill last night, but those Asian women are too damn quick!

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Greek Fire Hydrant

While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.

I had to shower after a drunk vagabond gave me a Greek Fire Hydrant.

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Red Carpet Fire

the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.

"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"

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Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

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