a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted
my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking
When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.
Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.
A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.
"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."
Condition of which you cannot read French
Charlie has French dyslexia
If you have to ask you can't afford it.
"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"
When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.
Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.
Sucking an old mans wrinkly penis.
Mr Jefferson at the old folks home made me give him a french pickle, I hate this job!