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When a guy or group of guys jack off and fill a douche bottle with cum.... then the cum is frozen. Some time later, the bottle is defrosted and squirted into a woman's vagina, preferable while still cold. The woman then finishes the douche by spurting the cum juice out.
I gave my girl a 100 load alaskan douche courtesy of some of my good buddies. Then she unloaded it on my cock while I fucked her in the ass.
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(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.
Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.
Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.
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sumthin to clean a chicky pussy...its a simple as that!
stacie is a douche bag!! :)
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a douche oftenly used by black people
damn that lady has a smelly black douche
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1.An annoying little prick who thinks he is all goth and talks like a little fuckin girl.
2.An annoying teacher who knows nothing about anything
Don is a fucking douche bag, I hope it's not contagious.
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giant fluid-filled bag labelled 'XXX' and used as feminine hygiene product or as a descriptive term for one's dress.
Oh, I see Larry here came dressed as a giant douche bag..again
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Similar to an etch-a-sketch, a douche-a-sketch is used to draw up truly epic douche baggery plans.
"Those guys are a bunch of douche bags, with their collars popped and their self tan makeup on. No girl is going to fall for those faggots. I bet they were out in the parking lot before they came in here, drawing up their plans of attack for tonight on their douche-a-sketch."
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