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Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.
He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.
He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.
Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
You are more of a twat than Josh
The most annoying dude you will ever meet. This guy thinks that he's not and asshole when he actually is. If you date him he will tell you that he thinks another girl is cute and then a week later he will brake up with you. Josh has flirted with almost every girl in your school and has dated over 10 girls in the span of a year. He is incredibly stupid and holds true to the stereotypical asshole jock.
Josh is so freaking cool and the ladies love him. He is the best guitar player in the world and is the funniest person in the universe. People wish they were as sexy as him.
"Dude did u see josh today? He was so sexy."
"Omg I love josh he is so funny and hes a beast at guitar"
A lying, backstabbing, a**hole of a guy who will cheat on your bestie. Stay away at all costs.
Bertie: UGH my boyfriend broke up with me!
Ann: What a josh.