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A pornographic internet video, in where 1 friend is receiving a blowjob from a fish that is repeatedly being thrusted back and forth by a 2nd friend while the 3rd friend just records.
Friend 1: “Aye bro you need to watch this”
Friend 2: “What is it?”
Friend 1: ”It’s 2 friends 1 fish”
Friend 2: “Is this like 2 girls 1 cup?”
Friend 1: “Not really”
Fish: “…”
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A sexual video that is actually both fappable and free to watch! 2 girls 1 cup includes two girls who are making out. One of the girls grabs a plastic cup and shits in it. She eats her feces and snowballs it with the other lesbian girl. After a few seconds of erotic swapping and spitting, the girls vomit on one another. This scat porn is unfortunately misunderstood by most people, and is viewed as gross. Heck, even Insanity Wolf has handled stuff even harder than this!
2 Girls 1 Cup is by far the best scat porn ever! Fap fap fap.
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2 Guys 1 Chainsaw was a video of 2 guys getting killed. The first guy gets his head decapitated with a chainsaw. The second guy got beheaded with a knife and got a slower death.
Hey Chad did you watch 2 Guys 1 Chainsaw
Chad: Yes it was horrible!
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Is when two adults dress and act like children doing oral sex in a sandbox
I can't believe they did 2 kids 1 sandbox
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Never calling the fucking police out of spite or anger. No matter whatever. Simply puts you at fuck boy status. Especially while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Resulting in Bad choices suffer horrible consequences.....
Tim left a book behind... Tim got mad when Ashley didn't do what Tim said... Tim breaks in, and then calls the police when Ashley freaks out..... Tim broke THE NUMBER 1 G code... Tim then left with 2 pairs of jeans and pajama pants and a jacket..... WITH POLICE ASSISTANCE.... Way to BREAK THE NUMBER 1 G-code. This may be highly mistaken for the term fuckboy!
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A way to determine how good looking a person is.
"Dude, on a 1-10 attractive scale how hot is Mila Kunis?" "Solid 9 dude."
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1. Meaning Chinese Restaurant or Asian food.
2. 1-800 is simply meaning a number also used in 1-800-hot-linebling
1. YO MY ASIAN CALL 1-800-Cha-Ching
2. The number is 1-800-???
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