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A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.
"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"
"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"
He is the most talented person to ever exist. He’s the tallest person. He doesn’t curse at district. He is the best marcher. He’s a 15 time stater on alto sax and recorder. He’s the type of person to have a high GPA.
chris is gay, so henceforth use it when mentioning a gay person.
Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.
(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)
“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”
Has a limp dick .
Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.
He is very annoying and smelly and he can be in a bad mood some times he loves dogs and he loves police tv shows.
I like Chris