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The movie that defines Jew Camp !!!
Everything is correct in every detail except i would have to say that the heroin took it a little too far...
Most characters in this movie also appeared in Office Space.
McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: Ok.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.
-Wet Hot American Summer, a scene to remember
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*Seventh game in the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. Available for the Playstation 2, the Xbox, the Xbox 360, and the Gamecube. Characterized by the false promise of allowing the player to skate through all of Los Angeles County, it is actually composed of several boring levels.
*a false promise
*Tony Hawk's American Wasteland costs $60 on the Xbox 360 even though it is the worst version of the game.
* You said we could go to Disneyland! Was that just a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland?
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A dog descended from bull and terrier crosses created as a dogfighting breed. A gamebred animal with drive and heart. Capable of becoming a loyal, loving family pet. Often fond of children. Easy to train by a firm handler. The choice breed for irresponsible owners.
This breed has been given a horrible name, mainly due to the media hype focusing on so-called 'dangerous' breeds. In reality, the APBT is one of the only breeds ever bred specifically to be extremely friendly to humans.
They do NOT have locking jaws. They do not make good guard dogs.
Petey, the dog in The Little Rascals, was an American Pit Bull Terrier.
The UKC was founded by an APBT owner, and the first breed registered with the UKC was APBT Bennett's Ring.
The APBT was a popular icon of American Pride during the 1990s, decorating war posters and representing the country's strength and dignity.
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1. Loading up a car with snacks, coffee, soft drinks, and a guitar in the daylight hours then driving said car to an ocean-adjacent tourist-filled city in the effort of finding a woman to have sexual relations with. There must be at least 3 people in the car at all times, with the person in the backseat playing the guitar at some point in the hunt. Also, the city that you travel to has to be at least an hour away from the city you live in.
See also Trim Swimming.
1. "I've got nothing to do today, you want to go to the mall/beach/Sodom & Gomorrah?"
"Fuck that, let's go on an All-American Cunt Hunt!"
"I'll bring the guitar."
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Is an American that can survive on his own very easily. Usually at a young age. Able to create fires, make a shelter, find edible food, knowing exactly where you are on a map (in the middle of nowhere).
Damn Jimmy is the all-American-bad-ass, that's the biggest fire ever, and it's made out of stones. And he knows exactly where he is, just by looking at some rocks in the distance.
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When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.
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Servings for nonItalian Americans:
noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti
pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie
dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats
breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss
Get for real we don't care for non Italians.
In Italy - real italian food.
I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.
I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.
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