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To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "
A fake bailey is someone who is supposed to have the last name Bailey but instead have a random dudes name.
*ex “Macroll”
My stupid cousin Sophie is a fake Bailey
Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
A person who acts like a real friend but in the end he is a lying sack of shit with a tiny penis. Who gags on dick for a loving
Michael is a fake niggah
On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”