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Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.
"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"
An amazing girl that is very close to a male such as a bestfreind or comforting person to talk to or for example a : rosy .
Wow that righty is awsome af
Right hand girl: lovable girl
An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.
-Nathan Elijah Garcia
Dude do the One-handed 69 on her
When you have overly small hands so, therefore, they are referred to as nubs.
"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"
"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"
When a male convinces a male or female friend to give him a hand job. It is an emotionless act, and is purely a mechanical action. The friend is guilted into performing the act, usually being unenthusiastic and employing sloppy technique. As neither party is interested, the receiver usually finds it difficult to maintain an erection, and climax is rarely achieved.
Neither party benefits from this transaction, and it is usually considered the low point of any friendship. This uncomfortable incident usually leads to a brief hiatus in the friendship while both parties come to terms with their awkward feelings of guilt/shame.
An awkward hand job may be used a form of currency or bartering system for minor favors or small amounts of money.
Used in conversation as "AHJ".
Example (Awkward Hand Job):
Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!
Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.
Person 1: ... fine... :-/
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Drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. See also colt 45 hands
Quit being a bitch and finish your Edward Forty Hands.
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Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.
Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.
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