When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.
Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it
"Schrödinger's Socks".
When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.
Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.
when you aggressively nut into clothing
“Babe I just pulled a socks on cocks”
“Nice”
The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".
"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."
"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"
"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.
Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.
The state of a sock after being ejaculated into
I had so many sock bones to pick up in my sons room.
when you’re about to clock out and go to bed
guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup
or the sock has been souped