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A special sick designed for holding ones poop. This special item is so important you don’t want your mother to find.
The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.
a sock filled with the shit you kept in it for 20 years while you play league of legends.
conner david lee ellis who lives in Hall, Indiana with his mom Amber Ellis, no father figure no weapons for defense and no protective dog, gone on weekends for camping and other things, vulnerable home with many valuables, door is usually unlocked. Key under rock at the front door, he owns a poop sock tho.
A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)
This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
You're gay
Fucking with socks on on means that if your having gay sex but you don't want it to be gay
John: "I had sex with Gary last night"
Adam: "That's gay"
Gary: "no its not we were fucking with socks on"
Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know