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The funniest guy you'll ever meet that uses jokes as a shield do hide his insecurities and depth.
Popular with the ladies because he makes each and every one of them feel special and heard but is secretly yearning for his soulmate.
Will never accept any of his own wrongdoings or fuck ups as truth unless you give him concrete evidence, the man always thinks he's right.
He's a jack of all trades, meaning he's pretty good at everything, but will never master anything.
That Josh, it's good that his girlfriend isn't a jealous person, with the girls that constantly hang around him.
Josh's actual name is Joshuah, you know.. the spelling with the unnecessary H at the end. Don't forget!
Josh is a dry guy. He sends you to the sky with his boring quotes from Bill Nye. He eats too much lasagna. say something wrong he'll cry to his mama. Sometimes i think he thinks he's Obama. Soon he gonna join the force with Osama Bin Laden.
Joshua is a poopiehead.
Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.
He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.
He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.
Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
You are more of a twat than Josh
The most annoying dude you will ever meet. This guy thinks that he's not and asshole when he actually is. If you date him he will tell you that he thinks another girl is cute and then a week later he will brake up with you. Josh has flirted with almost every girl in your school and has dated over 10 girls in the span of a year. He is incredibly stupid and holds true to the stereotypical asshole jock.
Josh is so freaking cool and the ladies love him. He is the best guitar player in the world and is the funniest person in the universe. People wish they were as sexy as him.
"Dude did u see josh today? He was so sexy."
"Omg I love josh he is so funny and hes a beast at guitar"