Look at you

What you say in response to someone's boasting. A condescending, sarcastic way of subtly letting them know you don't give a fuck. Tends not to work on the subtlety-impaired, though.

Look at you.

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fuck you and the horse you rode in on

From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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Love that for you

Something cringy people say In a sarcastic manner

Boyfriend " It's our anniversary "

Dissatisfied girlfriend " I love that for you

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Fuck you

a communicable symbol of forced submission; verbal rape

"Sorry about your bowl, dude..."
"You broke it?! Fuck you!"
"Ow."

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you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

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sucks to be you

A figure of speach used to inform somebody that they are in an unsatisfactory position.

person 1: "I can't go to the bar tonight, I have no money"

person 2: "Man.. sucks to be you"

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You did not-

This is a phrase Mayar says when she thinks I did something stupid or I said I like something and she thinks I am so weird because of that.

I like eating tomatoes!

Mayar: .......YOU DID NOT......bye-

I like *says song name*

Mayar: YOUSEF- UMMM...... YOU DID NOT-

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