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Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!

The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..

Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019


d r a g o n s

similar to icup it's a forsaken comeback that if reply with a yes the replying persons back will explode breaking their spine then slowly combusting then dieing.

"your momma," said the fool
'hey do you like d r a g o n s fuck tard? says the m a n

" yea..." says the fool
"d r a g o n d e e z n u t z " replies the m a n
spin Xplosions} OH ShIneaqwa NIBBA. compusts and dies

by B i g ';.;m,.;a-`,.;m.m.;';`-a May 31, 2021


Joseph R Cronin

The Man hands down always looking after and sticking up for what’s right in the world, no matter what’s at stake . Truth seeker and speaker always blowing the whistle on the scum of this earth .. He doesn’t complain much keeps his circle small and the only person he hurts is himself …. The way the world has become keeps him up at night , he has a calling to save the world one person at a time and he insists on doing so . Wise beyond his years always gets the girl who can’t grasp his depth so he is targeted by our very own deep state due to his intuitive knowledge of there’s more to life then let on… His only fault being to honest …

He who speaks the truth is always most hated like a Joseph R Cronin

by The retributioner July 31, 2024


R. Lucas

noun: a term of endearment and respect coined by City of Los Angeles employees to describe one of their own known for thwie commitment to excellence and professionalism as well as their sartorial splendor and fashion flare.

"That John, he always trys to do the right thing on the job. And, he's a flashy dresser. Yeah, he's a real R. Lucas, alright!"

by cityworker1 February 25, 2010


r/ironic

When you say something that is “wrong” or like “don’t do that” but you also do it

Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )

by Vixaai May 31, 2023


r/furryirl

r/furryirl is based on furrys actions in real life.also nicer version of r/yiffinhell

that one guy:hey i have a r/furryirl post

me:...

guy: furryies

by somerandomdudebut2 February 16, 2021


r/hmmmmmmmm

A very hmmmmmmmy place where people do hmmmmmmy things. Nobody knows what somebody else is hmmmmmmming up in there. Be wary.

Jeffery said: "Be wary of those who surf r/hmmmmmmmm; they can be very hmmmmmmmy at times.

by MrPtatoMan June 12, 2022