finagled

drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.

"Susie was finagled last night!"

"Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!"
"If I wasn't so finagled I wouldn't have fucked that fat chick."
"I'm so finagled im going to go streaking."

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finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

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finaglement

A finaglement is basically achieving a sloppy means to an end through utter tom-foolery or manipulation requiring trickery in a sly, perhaps fraudulent sense.

I'm broke as shit... Tonight I need to plan a finaglement of sorts...

See Also: "The nightly finagle."

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Finagler

Some one who finagles, weasels their way into bed w/ women.
An insulting name.

jason cole is suuch a finagler

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Finagle

Obtaining something by manipulation and or deception.

I don't have any more good tires, so I am going to try and finagle some from the mechanic at the bike shop.

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Finagleing

Re-adjustment of the testicles

One sec babe, I gotta finagle my dick.

Bro 1: Bro can you do me a solid?
Bro 2: Yeah man what's up?

Bro 1: can you show me how to do that finagleing shit ?
Bro 2: Alright bro (re adgusts testicles) .
Bro 1: Yo, your the man dude.

finagle

to fuck around with something and ultimately be responsible for breaking it

Roman: "Aww fuck, someone's finagled this server"
Stew: "FINAGLE??? LLLLLLOOOOOLLLLL"

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