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A threesome with a black person on the top, a white person in the middle, and a black person at the bottom.
"Hey Tyrone, wanna make an ice cream sandwich with my white girlfriend Sasha?"
"Yeah man I love ice cream sandwiches! I--oh."
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When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.
After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.
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1. A truly innovative twist on the traditional alligator fuckhouse where two gentlemen double penetrate the female subject while rolling down a hill and continuing to maintain insertion
2. A Montgomery Picnic Sandwich is the same thing except all subjects must be immediate relatives
1. Last weekend was so much fun, except I grass burn on my ass from the Louisiana Picnic Sandwich
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A sliced Jalapeno covered in Wasabi.
The problem with this is that it's not that hot in your mouth, but the mix of Capsaicin changes when these 2 spicy foods are combined. The result is a burning hot sensation that goes into your nasal cavity, like you just snorted a lit candle.
Dude, I totally ate a "Green Dragon sandwich" last night, my nose is still burning.
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The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"
Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?
Guy: Hells yeah.
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Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"
"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"
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"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"
"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"
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